A Joke for the Ladies

Posted in Online Diary
March 20, 2009 – 10:05 pm
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Thanks to Funny Freak for posting this.

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in their perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren’t real.

Men, if you deny the humor of this you are truly in denial LOL.  Ok, so they are the best thing in our lives, why not get out and buy them some jewelry?

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4 Comments

  1. melissa
    Posted March 21, 2009 at 4:19 am | Permalink

    Ha Ha I love it! Congrats for being comfortable enough, as a man, to post an obvious sexist joke, towards men. Put a smile on my face.

  2. harvey
    Posted March 21, 2009 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    roflmao, Damien.

  3. Damien Riley
    Posted March 21, 2009 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    Thank goodness my wife knows that I’m not perfect! This joke made me chuckle, glad you liked it too.

  4. jolenesiah
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    Lol…

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