Harry Potter, Hermoine and the rest of the post-adolescents are set to reveal their latest film and all the pre-adolescents are giddy. Me? Not so much. I feel like I see the same movie over and over again. I have some mercy however on Harry Potter fans because the endless film franchise smacks very similar to the Star Wars one that followed me into young adulthood. So that brings on my big question: “What have we not seen?”
- Hermione kissing Harry. Let’s face it, she is the princess Leia of a new generation. Yes, I hear the writers were listening to the bowels of a generation and she does kiss Harry in the Deathly Hallows I.
- Voldemort being destroyed. Well, Darth Vader died didn’t he?
- Harry naked. After his deep role on Broadway, I think this is inevitable. After all, to make a billion dollars, you gotta give em what they want. Just ask the Kinks or the Tubes for that matter.
Folks I apologize if you like Harry Potter. I have grown old and closed minded with regards to said franchise. What it has taught me though is that children’s books are really grown up books once they make it to a sequel. Because I don’t like the franchise, I am opening a guest blogger spot to anyone who sees it and would like to review it here. You do not have to share my opinion of it :) Inquire within.
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