So I woke up this morning early. I was out sick yesterday with some form of the flu, horrible. Anyway, you know that feeling you get at 4am when you start thinking about all the catch up you have to play? Well, I managed to roll around in bed until 5:30. They say laying there is almost as restful as a deep sleep.
I pulled my outfit off the closet hanger bar and put it on in virual darkness being careful to not wake up my wife, Then I heard it … Julie, my 1 year old, was shrieking for daddy. Wonderful. (sarcasm). When she is up, the mornings are chaotic. She’s fine on the weekends because you can give her a lot of attention but on workdays, you pray that she stays asleep until Daddy is out the door. At least, that’s what I pray ;)
I went in to get her and saw that her diaper was half-way off. Poor baby, I thought. I picked her up and started walking downstairs to where the diapers are when she peed all down the front of me.
Now you know what the title means.
I have a new outfit on now and a weathered eye for picking up babies with half off diapers.
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At least it was only #1!
Have you found her with diarrhea all over the place yet?
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LOL. Yes I have and you are correct, that is far worse!
This made me smile! I remember those days…times 4 sometimes! There’s also something about the more you like your outfit, the more likely some child will put some type of bodily fluid on it. Never fails!!!
Feeling better yet or is it still hanging on?
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Funny comment Jessica. Today is the first day I have that “clarity” back. It was an awful bug. I’m good now :) Have a great day and stay well!
It’s good to know that you’re getting better now. :)
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Why thank you Dunn :)