“It began I believe when Adam found Eve he woke up
and made her his wife On that very first day she
asked in dismay am I the first girl in your life
Wives don’t like old girlfriends you know that’s a
fact of life Wives don’t like old girlfriends and
girlfriends don’t like old wives [guitar]
Now if you don’t lie I’ll bet every guy has an old
flame that he thinks about Wives pretend not to
care but to her it’s as clear as if you were
thinking out loud Wives don’t like old
girlfriends… [guitar]
Oh it’s an awful sad affair and though it’s not
there anywhere Wives don’t like old girlfriends…”
[fiddle - guitar - piano]
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Thanks to Suzy Bogguss for reminding us husbands of that. In the past I have received emails from a few exes asking that I add them to my Facebook, MySpace, Blogroll, what-have-you. Upon careful contemplation, I have decided I aint gonna do that. It’s almost like taking more mints than you need from the restaurant bowl when you’re nearly out the door. Aint the memory enough? What’s your take?
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You know I cringe when I see a new friend request on Facebook because about 40% of the time it comes from someone I use to date. If I use to date you and I am not your friend now then I don’t feel the need to reconnect. Wives do not like old girlfriends and old boyfriends are bad for a marriage.
Yeah and where is the thrill in it? Not a good idea imho.